Burned Toast

This morning my Khun Ma and Khun Pa had to go up north for a funeral so they were unable to take me to school. One of families that lives close to me picked me up. This meant a few things. 1. I got to sleep an extra 1 hour! Instead of leaving at 6:45am we left at 7:45am! It was wonderful. 2. I got to eat what I wanted for breakfast. Meaning NO CHICKEN AND RICE!! Last night my Khun Ma (pronounced kun maaa [like baa in the sheep, but with an m])... showed me where the bread was so I could have toast. She showed me a variety of jams, one that she made. It was made of green eggs and banana leaves...I passed on that one. In fact I passed on all the jams. I just wanted a simple piece of toast. So this morning I got up and got ready and went to the kitchen to make toast. I was so happy to not have to eat chicken and rice for breakfast and be able to eat a more normal breakfast. The bread doesn't have crust and is very fluffy. It tastes normal and so good after eating rice. haha. Anyway I plugged in the the toaster and stuck two pieces in. I do not like my toast burnt. I just like it a little toasted and warm. So I turned down the toaster to like setting 3 or 4. I figured that would probably be to light but I could push it down a second time. I went to my room to get my backpack and came back and my toast was up. But it was burned to a crisp. Black on both sides. It was terrible. And the kicker is that there is no garbage can in the house. Or outside the house. I wanted to throw it away and make new toast because I couldn't eat that burned stuff. But I couldn't find the garbage can. They don't have a can because they don't want bugs. So I looked outside. Nope...no can there either. I can't figure out what they do with their garbage. I have no clue. So I wrapped the two burned slices in toilet paper.... oh yeah, toilet paper here is multi-purpose. It serves as tissues and napkins. So I warped the toast up in the toilet paper and stuck it in my back pack and took it all the way to school and then found a garbage can. It was hilarious...and I now know put the toaster on setting 1 and don't ever have a need for a garbage can in this house.... haha!